1. See the All The Excess! masthead for our official position on the Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien/NBC-TV debacle. (Are you with Coco?)2. We are now big Jimmy Kimmel fans too, after his Thursday appearance on the Jay Leno show.
3. Jay will need every one of his 800 cars, at least a different one each day, to use as escape vehicles to elude the throngs that wish to do him bodily harm over this. (For the record, A.T.E.! does not advocate the use of violence.)
