From the All The Excess! mail pouch....

All The Excess! is unable to verify the true identity of this writer, but we're putting it out there anyway.
Dear A.T.E.!,
A friend tipped me to your article about Klone Networks trying to contact me. Well, here I am! The radio show idea sounds really keen although I've got a bitchin' real estate business going on and I'm a top seller. But pass my email addy on to them and let's see where it goes! I've been trying to catch Donny Osmond for years, and maybe now's my chance!
Thanks loads,
Tony DeFranco

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