We've been wrongly accused of dwelling on radio's negatives, so All The Excess! proves that we can highlight the industry's redeeming qualities with this list of ten great things about our biz in 2009.10. Unemployment gives one lots of time to publish snarky blogs.
9. Transmitter needs repair? Corporate is just fine with turning it off for a while!
8. Fewer bodies, therefore less of a chance that someone steals the PD's R&R (applicable before 6/5/09 only)
7. PPM suggests listeners prefer that you're quiet, so screw that time-consuming show prep!
6. Three words: Ryan Seacrest's wit.
5. HR directors need not devote so much time to posting those pesky openings.
4. Market manager has to keep track of so many entities that he's off the hook when someone dies as a result of a stunt pulled by one of his stations.
3. Companies can still find the cash to rescue one-time teen heart throbs from late night network television obscurity.
2. Pre-packaged bankruptcy assures leadership status quo.
1. No need to clean studio for the next jock - there isn't one!
