Like cattle following each other to slaughter, radio stations everywhere are falling over each other to announce their superbly cloned holiday concerts and promotions. We've received the following warnings from well-meaning stations in two (2) countries:Mercy Sakes Media's hard rockin' KEWV/Boise is gearing up for "Danger In a Manger," which will feature lip-synced scenery-chewing performances by The Aural Roberts University, Monstrous Distorted Waveform, and Charo's Sister.
Canada's bizarre holiday schedule places Christmas on a Friday this year, and Clouseau Stations' CILT/Montreal has chosen that day to require its Francophone jocks to skip family feasts and host "Je t'aime Cadeaux" starring Beau Toxx, Catheter Squad, and Le Prix Est Juste.
Don't count Country radio out - Gorshin/Riddler's WQOF/Knoxville joins the fray with "Humbug Hootenanny," an alleged charity fundraiser for Gorshin/Riddler Media. Riley Cyborg, Olla Twitter, and the Sons of Bea Arthur are the headliners.
