Some HD Radio receivers to include wheeled container

The HD Radio Rah Rah Association (HDRRRA) announced today that certain new receivers will come with specially designed carrying cases.
HDRRRA President Gavin Lemmings said in a press release, "These functional HD Radio receivers will have wheels, an engine, seats, and other items provided through our exclusive partnership with Volvo. Folks buying an HD Radio now will be taken to places only they can imagine."
Lemmings continued, "If people have been on the fence about getting an HD Radio, hopefully this option makes buying a unit more attractive, even though the optional Volvo vehicle makes an HD Radio a very expensive purchase."
HD Radios are needed to receive the digital signals of HD Radio capable AM/FM facilities and the various side channels on which many stations have put their old, tired, failing, previous analog formats.