According to All The Excess! monitors, these are the top ten clients heard on American radio during the past week.1. "I Can't Believe It's Not Auto Insurance!" (real-looking insurance certificates; Swindle & Fraud, Ltd.)
2. "Soup On A Stick" (drive-thru fast food restaurant; Soup On A Stick, Inc.)
3. "Jabba The Hut" (beach enclosures for the obese; Circumference Products)
4. The HD Radio Rah Rah Association
5. "Card Me!" (kit for producing false IDs; Just for Kids, Inc.)
6. "Get Your Stink On" (mall aromatherapy stores; StinkAmerica)
7. "Staph Meeting" (teleconferencing software to keep infected workers on the job; MicroManager)
8. "Pedo Files" (childhood trauma therapy via study-at-home system; Sykobabble)
9. "The Pyongyang Gang" (North Korea Ministry of Tourism)
10. "O-Ringers" (Private space flight company; Will & Testament, Inc.)
Note: All except (4) are honoring the advertiser boycott of Glenn Beck.
