According to All The Excess! monitors, these are the advertisers who were heard on radio most often during the past week. (There's a chance that up to eight of them will actually pay for their schedules!)1. "The Asparagus Pulverizer" (Machete Industries)
2. "How I Beat My Husband's Addiction To Me" by Ima Messanareck (Commode Books)
3. "Travel Kabul" (Talibanal, official tourism agency of Afghanistan)
4. "Radio Heard Here"
5. "Language In A Can" (The Knowledge Strip Center, Inc.)
6. "Mosquito Jam" (ParentAnnoy, Ltd.)
7. "Propofol Lite" (Gimme-Mordoc)
8. "The HD Radio Rah Rah Association"
9. "Diarrheally?" (Poakder & Kottit)
10. "Esteem-Away" (Econoflation, Inc.)
If these eight bottom-line impacting advertisers aren't on your station (we know that the other two definitely are), light a fire under your slacker sales people and watch the cash flow like a mountain stream!
