Note: These events are subject to change or cancellation. The organizers appreciate your kind flexibility as rooms are changed and/or sessions combined due to the unusually light attendance at this year's BLOW Show.Midnight-7am - Volunteers are needed to assist in the clean-up following Wednesday night's Gallagher performance. Crater Room.
7:30am - Breakfast with the Blatherer. Enjoy western omelettes and tangy bloody marys while local morning mainstay Barry "the Blatherer" Bongoleum of KALN (pronounced "K-Alien") broadcasts his folksy morning talk show (including "Swap Shop") live from the Roswell Mos Eisley Marriott. Asimov Room.
8:30am - Sessions
- "Can we open our eyes yet?" A roundtable discussion on whether radio revenue has hit rock bottom or whether we can possibly slip further. Featuring predictions from special guest psychic Miss Cleo. Quark Room.
- "FM translators will fix everything" - How your puny AM station can eke out a couple more years on life support thanks to low-powered FM allocations stolen from independent non-commercial community broadcasters. Neptune Room.
- "If this Internet thing catches on, then what?" Future shock soothed thanks to the calming voice of moderator John Tesh. Klingon Room.
10:30am - More sessions
- "Recruiting tomorrow's talent" - Senior managers banter about the unfortunate lack of interest in radio from today's youth, and what kinds of non-monetary incentives work with kids today. Nebula Room.
- "Fleeting expletives and you" - An FCC commissioner to be named later reads you motherf***ers the riot act about what you're liable for if one of your *sshole employees forgets to hit the g*odd*mn dump button. Prepare to sweat. Phobos Room.
- "What should we talk about tomorrow?" Impromptu planning meeting to decide topics for Friday's limited sessions. Meteor Room.
1:00pm - Mandatory organized fun. Buses leave for the alleged crash site where aliens were supposedly discovered in the twentieth century. On the return leg, expect to stop for an extended period of time at Roswell's famed Cantina Messina for mass quantities of the bar's "Illegal Alien Autopsy" drinks.
5:00pm - Return to hotel.
6:30pm - Awards banquet (formal). Uhura Room.
9:30pm - Free time to enjoy the Roswell night life.
