The bizarre case of Christian K-Lord Network's Collin Kettleblack took an unexpected turn on Monday when the man who pushes "positive good news" to much of America every weekday morning was released from jail. All drug charges against Kettleblack were dropped.Sources tell us that Kettleblack offered the alibi that the house he was occupying was not his, and that he was merely house sitting for a friend. "It helped that many of the feds listen to Collin every day, and can't imagine 'Mr. Positivity' being involved in marijuana and crystal meth trafficking," said a person close to the investigation who declined to be identified.
The same source said that Kettleblack was asked how the hundreds of pounds of marijuana got in the house, and responded "I don't know, it was there when I moved in." As for the meth lab, Kettleblack said he believed the owner of the house was using the equipment to synthesize the herbal erectile dysfunction product "Hard-N-Fast."
Those authorities (and fans) from this sparsely populated area of Oregon may have been young enough not to be aware of Kettleblack's rambunctious past. It was allegedly heavy with massive parties and included a turbulent on-again off-again marriage to mulleted rock icon Bobbi Scimitar. But later, he emerged from rehab in 1993 as a born-again Christian.
Kettleblack, contacted by All The Excess!, told us that he'll be back on K-Lord this week once he finds a new house sitting opportunity. "Forced or not, it was really nice to have a couple of good nights' sleep," said Mr. Positivity in his characteristic nervous rapid-fire delivery. "God took really really good care of me."
