Erratic connectivity plagues All The Excess!

We're blaming North Korea and Iran, the "Excess of Evil," for a list of Internet problems as long as your arm. Or maybe Google. Anybody but ourselves.

(Or was it a denial of service attack orchestrated by someone we recently parodied? Hmmmmm.....)

OK, apparently Google took a particular server off line last Thursday or Friday. Normally that'd be invisible, but if certain settings aren't just so, or you have NTT/Verio hosting your domain (another possible blame target and certainly not recommended for your blogging needs!), you're hosed.

You may have tried to connect and received error messages that we had evaporated into millions of wayward bytes, never to torment Ryan Seacrest again. Well, we're still here.

After several days of snotty support emails and bitchy know-it-all bloggers haranguing us with "friendly advice" ("go back and read my blog again, you dumbshit mental defective") we believe we have everything scotch taped and glued back together. The difficulties you may have had connecting to All The Excess! should be behind us. Thank you for the kind of patience we'd like to have but can't seem to muster up.