Social networking just for radio pros

Move over, Facebook - there's a new social network in town. And it's strictly for radio professionals.

CEO Andrew Agitate announces Face4RadioBook, a place where already incestuous radio professionals can become even more tightly knit.

"By excluding non-radio types from Face4RadioBook, we can keep our ideas pure and our focus sharp," Agitate claims. "No longer will we be corrupted by the outside influences of society, nor will we be forced to compromise our standards based on the wishes of a few listeners."

Face4RadioBook has its detractors, however. Noted TV talk show psychologist Dr. Wright Scripps cautions, "Now, more than ever, radio needs to look outside its ranks for new ideas. This kind of social networking only fosters more inbreeding and favors the regurgitation of old ideas, not the generation of new ones."

Face4RadioBook is now beginning to sign up members. Interested? Contact membership@face4radiobook.com.