Apparently we are remiss in not making this a breaking news bulletin last night, according to All The Excess! reader Velda Vida of Florence, Colorado. Velda wrote to chastise us for including nothing about the new American Idol winner on our site. So here's a picture of non-threatening teenage girl heart throb and the nation's newest cuddle bug, Kris Allen.We're sorry, Velda...you see, to us, American Idol is solely a showcase for the multiple talents of America's most ubiquitous radio voicetracker, Ryan Seacrest. We tend to forget there's a competition going on. Please accept our apology.
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