Dorque to program CKOW

Country sign-on CKOW/Vancouver, B.C. has named KDWD (Doublewide 103)/Omaha OM Major Dorque to be its first PD, effective June 1.

CKOW owner/GM Harlan Thurg commented, "We're delighted to be able to lure a consummate professional like Major Dorque to program Vancouver's newest FM. We're certain that his boundless creativity and friendly demeanor will be a stylish way to begin what we hope will be many years dominating the Country market in Vancouver."

Dorque told All The Excess!: "I can't wait to get out of this festering hell hole, KDWD, and this sewer of a town, Omaha. I've lived in some stinking cesspools in my day, but none like this armpit. Plus the staff here is hopelessly clueless and the facility is a total toilet, and the GM and I haven't seen eye-to-eye since we discovered we're screwing the same sales assistant. (KDWD owner) Demonoid Broadcasting can just lick my a--. Thank god this gig at CKOW opened up!"